#10 - Fall is beautiful in the woods.
#09 - There would be one less abandoned home.
#08 - Somedays I just really don't like people.
#07 - Being alone means never having to say you're sorry. (Except to yourself and that's sort of pointless.)
#06 - No cutting anyone else's food or sharing your fries.
#05 - People think you're weird and leave you alone.
#04 - Animals are your only neighbors and are easy to understand.
#03 - No one interferes with natural selection. If you're too stupid to live, you don't.
#02 - No politics or politicians. (See #03 above.)
#01 - You can discover the answer to that age old question...."Does a bear poop in the woods?"
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